Ek Pure Deshi Chutkla - jamma Masti Bra oyaa
ek bah ek school mah maastarni ... ghani e madi thi (very very lean). Wa mastarni , bhugol padhaya karti . ek din class mah bhugol padh...Read More
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Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
हरयाणवी चुटकुले गणे सारे/ haryanvi chutakle gane sare
एक शहर का छौरा गाम की छौरी तै।छौरा - आई लव यू। छौरी - यो के हौवै सै।छौरा - मैं तेरे तै प्यार करू सूं।छौरी - क्यूं मैं के तेरी माँ सूं।छौरा...Read More
Chutkale Padhte Raho or Hanste Hasate Raho
Master ne class te Kaha:- "Lalu ne chaara khaya hai." Iska Future Tense Banao, Raldu Bola "Laloo ab dhood den laag raha hai,...Read More
Ek Masti bhari Hanste Rahne ki dukan - Mast Jokes
Ek sharaabi naya -naya paak gaya,, aur thekey pey chala gaya,,,,, jaakey bolya ek royal stag ki botttaal de de,,usney dekhya ,, akk, theke...Read More
Gane Sare Jokes free me Padho
Ek bar mera tau mArye pass aa k bolya arye choryo tam sehar mye rho so sadi ke lye koi band wala karwo. Mye bola tau mye to ja nahee skta ...Read More
Gane Sare Jokes Ka Maja Yahan Len Or Hanste Rahen
Ek Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko chaidh rahey the... Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha, Maalik n...Read More
All type of Joke, चुटकले read mast
EK BAAR TAU FULL DARU KE NASHAY MEI TUNN, BHAREE DOPHARI , CYCLE PEY TEDA MEDA PADLE MARTAA JAA THAA!!! AAGEY TAY KISSAY KEE AARTHI(DEAD B...Read More
Zinda Raha to Tumhara hi Saath Nibhaoun ga
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘Dosto’. Bhool jaon to samajh lena ke.. . . . Shadi ho gai hai Meri (-,-) _/ > _/\_ Read More
Ek Jagah Sangit Ki Mahfil Chal Rahi Thi
Ek jagah sangit ki mahfil chal rahi thi.... ek gayak ne jaise hi gana gaya , sab bole , “once more”. gayak ne gana phir suna diya. Sab ...Read More
Ek padosan Ne Sunita Se Kaha
Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai? Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai? Aadmi:-nahin to.. bachcha:- haan to phir meri...Read More
Ek Aadmi Librarian Se
Ek aadmi librarian se:- mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain. Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin...Read More
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ke Saath Baitha Tha
Ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha, dusre din dusri ladki ke sath baitha tha, tisre din tisri ladki ke sath baitha tha… is kahani se shi...Read More
Bachcho Kabhi Sharab Mat Pina
Mariz:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laye hain? Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kam aeg...Read More
tumne apne udhar ke paise abhi tak wapas nahin kiye
Sahukar:-tumne apne udhar ke paise abhi tak wapas nahin kiye… chalo mamla bich main suljha lete hai… tumhare udhar ka aadha paisa main bh...Read More
Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikhao...
Husband apni Wife se (suhagrat ko): Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikhao... Chehra dekhte hi husband bola: Arey tumhare chehre par to kal...Read More
Biwi aur sali main kon zyada achi hoti hai?
Biwi aur sali main kon zyada achi hoti hai? Answer: Sali behtar hai. Kash woh biwi ke bagair mil sakti. Read More
Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge
Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge? Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai....Read More
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai
Child : papa aunty ka pait kion phula hai? Father : tujhey sub pata hai Child : nahin pata promise Father : in k pait main pani bhara hay...Read More
Dil k dard ko juba par late nahi
Dil k dard ko juba par late nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL ke siva kuch laga...Read More
Bekar hai wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai
Bekar hai wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai Arre miss karna hai to machharo ko karo Jo apni jaan per khel kar apko kiss kiya kart...Read More
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