Ek Masti bhari Hanste Rahne ki dukan - Mast Jokes
Ek sharaabi naya -naya paak gaya,, aur thekey pey chala gaya,,,,,
jaakey bolya ek royal stag ki botttaal de de,,usney dekhya ,, akk, thekey key aagey bhidey -bhiedey sariyey {at service window} laag rahey they
sharabi to thekey aala,,:- bhai, ya bottal ,,,,en sariyaan mein tey likard ja gi ????
thekey aala bola :-- bawli ta...rerd,,,,,,, ya to ek bottal sey,,, en sariyaan mein tey to logaan key 50 -50 KILLEY likaard liye
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Ek bah ek school ka inspection tha , inspector aa gya , class mah gaya , boly moniter koon sa sah, ek bolya ji mah ,
Insp bolya yu ke , koi balak line mah nahi baitha , koi dress mah bhi nahi , kisa anushaasan sah yu ,
Wo balak bolya ji , mah monitor koni , monitor tah roti khan ja raha sah. mah chha ki dukan pah kaam karron soon.
Insp kah uthya chho, gaya staff room mah , bolya master ji ye kya bakwas hai , school me koi paudha nahii, koi balak dress mah nahi aur monitor bhi naqli.
Master bolya ji mah master koni, mah tah dangran ka compodar soon ,master tah bayah mah ja raha sah.
Insp gaya pher aakhir mah chho mah aa kah headmaster dhorah, bolya yu ke sah , thare school mah monitor naqli , aur master bhi naqli ........mujhe jawab chahiye...abhi
H.Master bolya , ak ji mah tah bank ka clerk soon ,ar HMaster jya raha sah aapne samdhaane mah.. kade jab wo na aawah tah mah uska kaam chala doon ar kade wo mera kaam chala de, bus nu e kaam chaal rahya sah...
Insp. kah uthya chho. .......bolya .... aaj tham saare ke saare suspend the ............jah mah inspector asli hota tah.
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Ek bai ek tau sehar ghuman chaal gya...aaye paache gaam aale bujhan laage rr tau sehar gaya tha kuch bata to sehar mai k hove sh....Tau b kaati utt tha...chhutta e nu bolya..k bhai fashion mai maari gai aaj kaal ki navi chhurid tai...lo sun...... lyo....
sehar mai to k chaale sh..cutting karwa legi..saliya k baal padwa legi...jeans ki pant pehar legi janu kassi k binte mai took de rakhi ho...upar ek yo landa sa top pehar le hai..bus ka danda pakde jibb sundi dikhai arr fer AAUCH!!!...manne tai keh di k nichche nai kar le isnai..skin tight jeans pehrai sh ve...skin tight jeans pehre pai paachha isa laage janu baste mai tai kitab kaadh rakhi sh...patli patli taang dikkhai janu 22 k bundle meein 2 e bidi reh ri hai......yo fashion sh sehar ki chhoriyan ka...
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Ek baar ek moda bheekh mangta hoya ek ghar mein gaya .
Us ghar mein ek bahu aur sasu rahya karti ar sasu kasooti ladni thee saare din bahu ke jee na kara karein rakhya karti.woh moda bolya mai ghalye kime. wa bahu boli ek mode meri sasu koni... aade wahe ghalegi aake. Woh moda chal padya ghar te likdya-e tha ek itne mein sasu aa gi wah boli "re mode ke karae tha" Moda Bolya ek mai mangta hoon mangan aaya tha Wah poochan lagi ek kime milya ek nahi woh bolya ek mai wa manne nat gi ek pache aiye. Wah boli ek wah natan aali koon ho gi chal meri gelya.Wah bhudia gharan pahunchi er boli "Aan he tanne is mode ke ghalan tein kisa naat diya .teri himmat kyukar hoyi is tein natan ki.Tu natan aali kun hogi mein natungi .
AARE MODE BHAJ JYA ADE TEIN ER AAGE TEIN AIYE BHI NAA
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Ek Bar Kuch Angrez Ek Gaon Main Aaye Or Gaon Walo Se Angrezi Main Baat Karne Lage,
Gaon Walon Ki Samajh Main Kuch Na Aaya To Une Dhyan Aaya Ki Surje Jat Ka Chora Rundhe Angrezi Ka Student Hai Or Phir Unhone Baat Karne Ke Liye Use ...Bula Liya Or Is Tarah Se Chore Hokar Bath Gaye Jaise Prime Minister Ki Baat Sunenge.
Angrez:- Ok Man , V R Here To Buy Some Land, Can You Translate This To These People
Chora:- To The Principal........................sick Leave Ki Application Bina Chu Huye Sunane Laga
Angrezo Ne Gusse Main Aakar Usko Do Char Thappar Mar Kar Chale Gaye
Unke Jane Ke Bad Gaon Walo Ne Ladke Ko Gher Kar Pucha Ki Woh Log Tujhe Maar Kyo Rahe The Tane Angrezi Galat Boli Thi Kya?
Nahi Chora Bola Woh Kah Rahe The Ki Itni Achi Angrezi Bolte Ho Humare Sath Chal Kar Hume Sikhao Par Maine Mana Kar Diya Isliye Choo Main The
jaakey bolya ek royal stag ki botttaal de de,,usney dekhya ,, akk, thekey key aagey bhidey -bhiedey sariyey {at service window} laag rahey they
sharabi to thekey aala,,:- bhai, ya bottal ,,,,en sariyaan mein tey likard ja gi ????
thekey aala bola :-- bawli ta...rerd,,,,,,, ya to ek bottal sey,,, en sariyaan mein tey to logaan key 50 -50 KILLEY likaard liye
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Ek bah ek school ka inspection tha , inspector aa gya , class mah gaya , boly moniter koon sa sah, ek bolya ji mah ,
Insp bolya yu ke , koi balak line mah nahi baitha , koi dress mah bhi nahi , kisa anushaasan sah yu ,
Wo balak bolya ji , mah monitor koni , monitor tah roti khan ja raha sah. mah chha ki dukan pah kaam karron soon.
Insp kah uthya chho, gaya staff room mah , bolya master ji ye kya bakwas hai , school me koi paudha nahii, koi balak dress mah nahi aur monitor bhi naqli.
Master bolya ji mah master koni, mah tah dangran ka compodar soon ,master tah bayah mah ja raha sah.
Insp gaya pher aakhir mah chho mah aa kah headmaster dhorah, bolya yu ke sah , thare school mah monitor naqli , aur master bhi naqli ........mujhe jawab chahiye...abhi
H.Master bolya , ak ji mah tah bank ka clerk soon ,ar HMaster jya raha sah aapne samdhaane mah.. kade jab wo na aawah tah mah uska kaam chala doon ar kade wo mera kaam chala de, bus nu e kaam chaal rahya sah...
Insp. kah uthya chho. .......bolya .... aaj tham saare ke saare suspend the ............jah mah inspector asli hota tah.
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Ek bai ek tau sehar ghuman chaal gya...aaye paache gaam aale bujhan laage rr tau sehar gaya tha kuch bata to sehar mai k hove sh....Tau b kaati utt tha...chhutta e nu bolya..k bhai fashion mai maari gai aaj kaal ki navi chhurid tai...lo sun...... lyo....
sehar mai to k chaale sh..cutting karwa legi..saliya k baal padwa legi...jeans ki pant pehar legi janu kassi k binte mai took de rakhi ho...upar ek yo landa sa top pehar le hai..bus ka danda pakde jibb sundi dikhai arr fer AAUCH!!!...manne tai keh di k nichche nai kar le isnai..skin tight jeans pehrai sh ve...skin tight jeans pehre pai paachha isa laage janu baste mai tai kitab kaadh rakhi sh...patli patli taang dikkhai janu 22 k bundle meein 2 e bidi reh ri hai......yo fashion sh sehar ki chhoriyan ka...
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Ek baar ek moda bheekh mangta hoya ek ghar mein gaya .
Us ghar mein ek bahu aur sasu rahya karti ar sasu kasooti ladni thee saare din bahu ke jee na kara karein rakhya karti.woh moda bolya mai ghalye kime. wa bahu boli ek mode meri sasu koni... aade wahe ghalegi aake. Woh moda chal padya ghar te likdya-e tha ek itne mein sasu aa gi wah boli "re mode ke karae tha" Moda Bolya ek mai mangta hoon mangan aaya tha Wah poochan lagi ek kime milya ek nahi woh bolya ek mai wa manne nat gi ek pache aiye. Wah boli ek wah natan aali koon ho gi chal meri gelya.Wah bhudia gharan pahunchi er boli "Aan he tanne is mode ke ghalan tein kisa naat diya .teri himmat kyukar hoyi is tein natan ki.Tu natan aali kun hogi mein natungi .
AARE MODE BHAJ JYA ADE TEIN ER AAGE TEIN AIYE BHI NAA
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Ek Bar Kuch Angrez Ek Gaon Main Aaye Or Gaon Walo Se Angrezi Main Baat Karne Lage,
Gaon Walon Ki Samajh Main Kuch Na Aaya To Une Dhyan Aaya Ki Surje Jat Ka Chora Rundhe Angrezi Ka Student Hai Or Phir Unhone Baat Karne Ke Liye Use ...Bula Liya Or Is Tarah Se Chore Hokar Bath Gaye Jaise Prime Minister Ki Baat Sunenge.
Angrez:- Ok Man , V R Here To Buy Some Land, Can You Translate This To These People
Chora:- To The Principal........................sick Leave Ki Application Bina Chu Huye Sunane Laga
Angrezo Ne Gusse Main Aakar Usko Do Char Thappar Mar Kar Chale Gaye
Unke Jane Ke Bad Gaon Walo Ne Ladke Ko Gher Kar Pucha Ki Woh Log Tujhe Maar Kyo Rahe The Tane Angrezi Galat Boli Thi Kya?
Nahi Chora Bola Woh Kah Rahe The Ki Itni Achi Angrezi Bolte Ho Humare Sath Chal Kar Hume Sikhao Par Maine Mana Kar Diya Isliye Choo Main The