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Master ne class te Kaha:- "Lalu ne chaara khaya hai." Iska Future Tense Banao,
Raldu Bola "Laloo ab dhood den laag raha hai,"


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Ek beh ek aadmi ki taant ke oopper oopper ke baal udgay er nichey nichey ke saida meh rehgay. 
dhadhi bhi ryakh rakhi thi. woh apani sasurad meh gaya
to uski sasu bolli - re beta tera nue nah bera paat tah ke tu aaweh se ke jaaweh se.

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Ek b ek janet jiman laag rahi thi.
thoda-thoda andhera tha.
jimawaniya jaldi-jaldi lagy raha tha.
ladoo..............jalebi.................puri.... ..........saag................
saag ka naam aya to ek ganje tau ka ruka ayya.
bhai thoda sa saag ghal de....
saag aala gaya, andhera tha hi, usne chamach
bhar k tau ke sar pe ghal diya
tau chillaya....... fukkk diya k kar rahya..... ssss.
jimawaniya bolya jib plate n itni unche kyon utha raha tha.

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ek bar ek tau bus mein khada tha. us ke dhore do chori bethi thee.
unka stop aya to dono utran lagi tabe unne dhyan aya ke unka stop aage hai.ve dono ulti apni seat pe aagi itme mein tau seat pe baith ga.wo seat ladies ke liye reserve thi. to dono chori boli tau ye seat hum logon ki hai. tau uren paren dekhen laga. chori phir boli tau ye seat hum logon ki hai. tau ne pher bhi na suni.
chori teesri baar boli to tau bolya TUM HAI LOG HO TO HUM BAWLEIN JO MUCHHAAN KA BHAROTA THAYEN HANDE HAI.

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Ek b ek JAT susral gaya.
arr uski sasu ghanni kanjoos thi.
wo jib bhi ja to sasu roti dede chattani aur payaj k sath aur chattani main ghanni mirch.
Aur jit wo baitha karta udye ek boora ki bori bhi dhari thi.
par sasu boora na ghalay.
eisa-eisa kai bar hoya.
jib ek b roti khan lag raha tha to uska muh ghhanna kasuta jal gaya to bori ki taraf hath kar k bolya.....
"sasu ji chawani ka mol a tol dede"

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Ek b ek janet jiman lag rahi thi sab ki patal(plate) main ladoo dharre the.

par ek tau bachh gaya.
woh sab ke muh ki taraf dekhta raha....ghanni var holi.........
jib tau nahi ruk saka ......to chhat (roof) ki taraf muh kar k bolya.
Ram kare ya chhat pad jya....................... arr sare mar ja.
Ek bolya tau tun kyukar bachhaga...........
..."tau bolya........ eb bhi to bachh raha hun".