life is nothing without love
life is nothing without love, love is emotion & kiss is practical, don't get emotional just b practical, so stop loving and start k...Read More
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
hum dilphek aashik har kam me kamal kar de
hum dilphek aashik har kam me kamal kar de, jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h janu ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chum-ch...Read More
Hum aapki yaad me udas hain
Kabhi woh samny Aa kr mujhe mila bhi nahi me us se baat karu itna hosla bhi nahi. wo mangta hai sitaron ki roshni. mere pas to miti ka ek d...Read More
Ek Jagah Sangit Ki Mahfil Chal Rahi Thi
Ek jagah sangit ki mahfil chal rahi thi.... ek gayak ne jaise hi gana gaya , sab bole , “once more”. gayak ne gana phir suna diya. Sab ...Read More
Ek padosan Ne Sunita Se Kaha
Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai? Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai? Aadmi:-nahin to.. bachcha:- haan to phir meri...Read More
Ek Aadmi Librarian Se
Ek aadmi librarian se:- mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain. Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin...Read More
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ke Saath Baitha Tha
Ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha, dusre din dusri ladki ke sath baitha tha, tisre din tisri ladki ke sath baitha tha… is kahani se shi...Read More
Bachcho Kabhi Sharab Mat Pina
Mariz:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laye hain? Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kam aeg...Read More
tumne apne udhar ke paise abhi tak wapas nahin kiye
Sahukar:-tumne apne udhar ke paise abhi tak wapas nahin kiye… chalo mamla bich main suljha lete hai… tumhare udhar ka aadha paisa main bh...Read More
Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye
Marriage Broker: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! Read More
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai
Child : papa aunty ka pait kion phula hai? Father : tujhey sub pata hai Child : nahin pata promise Father : in k pait main pani bhara hay...Read More
Dil k dard ko juba par late nahi
Dil k dard ko juba par late nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL ke siva kuch laga...Read More
Bekar hai wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai
Bekar hai wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai Arre miss karna hai to machharo ko karo Jo apni jaan per khel kar apko kiss kiya kart...Read More
Biwiyan aati hai HEER ki tarah
Biwiyan aati hai HEER ki tarah. Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah. Phir chubhti hain TEER ki tarah. Aur aakhir mein Halaat Kar deti hai FAKEER ki ta...Read More
Tumhari Salgirah Pe Jana Kya Bhejun
Tumhari Salgirah Pe Jana Kya Bhejun Apni Jaan Bhejun Kya Apna Dil Bhejun Phir Soochta Hoon Jaan Kyon Na Tumhare Liye Ki Hui Shopping Ka Bil...Read More
1980 me girls Maa se me Jeans pehanungi
1980 me girls: Maa me Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2015 me girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le bet...Read More
Teacher ne Bachche se MotorCycle k Tyers puchche ?
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao. ” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, ...Read More
Ek bar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha
Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom Ki light jal gayi, Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!! Read More
Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukandar se boli, “ek anda dena.” Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.” Murgi boli, “me...Read More
Beta Apne Papa se apki shadi ho gayi
Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gayi? Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui? Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se.. Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li. Read More
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