tumne apne udhar ke paise abhi tak wapas nahin kiye

Sahukar:-tumne apne udhar ke paise abhi tak wapas nahin kiye…
chalo mamla bich main suljha lete hai…
tumhare udhar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyar hoon..
Karzdar:-manzoor :) baaki aadha main bhoolne ko taiyaar hoon.

teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar se milta jolta koi aur shabd batao.
bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabd sune hain,sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar.

ek chhota bachcha dusre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?
doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaega.




Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?
Scooter chalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Mujhe hichkiyan aa rahi hain.