Bachcho Kabhi Sharab Mat Pina

Mariz:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to
mere liye nahin to tuhare kam aegi.

Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat pina,
jhooth mat bolna,kabhi non-veg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena. Ek bachcha:- de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.




Teacher:-batao bad aur sukhe main kya fark hai?
Mantri ka beta:- sir zamin asman ka.
Teacher:-batao who kaise?
Mantri ka beta:- sir, sukhe main mere papa jeep se daura karte hain aur bad main helicopter main.