Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye

Marriage Broker: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye
Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye,
jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Husband wife se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to..
wife chilla kar boli: Kya kaha!!
Kya parso?
Bolo …
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso?

Husband: Kuch nai,
main bas ye keh rha tha
ke parso bhi ek hi suit layi thi,
aaj 2 le aati.