Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai.

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said to his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har hal mein andha hai…”