Gane Sare Jokes Ka Maja Yahan Len Or Hanste Rahen

Ek Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko chaidh rahey the...

Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha, Maalik ne toti ko sharif toton ke pinjre me daal diya. Jab toti us pinjre me gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola
..."Utho Haji sahab dua kubul ho gayi..........


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Ek baar der raat ko ek shaarabi nashe mein duth sadak per chala ja raha tha. 
Wo ek bijli ke khambe ke neeche jaa kar ruka, aur laga us par haath se khat-khatane. Saath mein bar-bar bole bhi jaye," Kholo, Darwaaza kholo!"

Usi whakt whaan se ek chowkidaar bhi niklaa. Usne shaarabi ko yeh harkat karte dekha, aur samajh gaya ki usne bahut pee rakhi hai. Chakkar mein na padkar, chowkidaar ne shaarabi se aise hi kaha, " Aare O, abhi yhaan ghar per koi nahi hai! Chal, jaa yhaan se!

Sharaabi uski taraf mud kar, kisi tarah seedhe khade ho kar, gusse mein bola," Kaise ghar per nahi hain,....wo upar dhek, upar ke kamre ki light jal rahi hai ki nahi...?!!!"


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Do Students raat me padhte hue.
Pahla: Kitne bje h.
Doosra: 1patthar uthakar samne ke ghar par mara.
Ek aurat nikli boli: Kamino ab to so jao rat k teen bj rhe hai

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MUSAFIR:Beta Thoda pani milega?
BACHhA:Agar Lassi Ho Jaye To?
MUSAFIR: Bahut Accha Hota
Bachha lassi le aya
Musafir Ne 5 pyale Lassi Pine K Baad Pucha
...Kya Tumhare Ghar Me Koi Lassi Nahi Pita?
BACHA:pite To Sab Hain,
Lekin Aaj Lassi Me MENDAK Gir Gya Tha
or usi me mar gaya
Musafir Ne gusse me Pyala Zameen Par De Mara !
Bachha Rote Hue Bola
"Mummy Inhone Pyala Tod Diya Ab Hum kutte ko Pani kisme pilayenge"