A Latest Haryanvi Makhole / New Collection Haryanvi Jokes
Ek Din Jeeta Lal ne baniya dhore phone kara aur bola.............."DHOOD mile se"
baniya bola nahi milta , jetha lal ne pher phone kara ,pher bola DHOOD mile se,
baniya pher bola , nahi milta..........
nuve kayi baar ho gaya..baniya ne chho (gussa) aaya...
jab pher phone aaya jetha lal ka aur usne poochha ki DHOOD mile se.
to baniya bola haan mile se........... to jetha lal bola......"pi le te pher kukrak sukda ave sa"
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Ek bai aapne subedar sahab daru ka peg la re the
arrr unki ghar aali akhbar bacchann lag ree thi ....
bolee je dekho akhbar main ke lakh rakhya sai ...
ke sharab peena sehat ke liye hanikarak hota hai ....
to major sab forn bolle...band ....aaj tai e band....to subedarnni bolee aacha jee aaj tai daru band ....
to subedar sahab bole ....na.... aaj tai yo akhbar band
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Ek be Tau ek competion main chala gaya ar ude ghane e bade bade shayar aa rahe thee.
Jab sab ne suna liya te tau ka bhi no aaya to tau ne be apni taan ched de
main usstey ghana pyar karya karta.... par wa mera dil sa tod giiiiiii...,
isaa lagya jannu jethh ke mhiney main, mhais dhaar dena chhod gi
Humney kise tay pyar konya, kyoonki mahare tay kise nay pyar konya....
hum to hade eesey haan, jannu mhais ki khor mhai nyaar konya
Ar Tau ke sher suna paache ude koi competition nahi hoya
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Ek bai do gappodi batlaawei thei.
Ek bolya "mere dada dhorai itni gaa(cow) thi ki jit dekho gaa e gaa, koi hisaab ai nahin tha."
Dusra bolya "rai nu bataa, itni gaayan nai chaara kyukar khwaata"
Pehla bolya "ek badi si khore thi, nu puri dharti par kai chakkar maar de, itni badi"
Dusra bolya "mere dada dhorai isa badaa lath tha nu upar kar kai helya do tai taare toot padya karte"
Pehla bolya "jhoot bhi kyun bolai se, nu bataa us lath nai wo raakhya kit karta"
Dusra jhat bolya "tere dada ki khore mai"
baniya bola nahi milta , jetha lal ne pher phone kara ,pher bola DHOOD mile se,
baniya pher bola , nahi milta..........
nuve kayi baar ho gaya..baniya ne chho (gussa) aaya...
jab pher phone aaya jetha lal ka aur usne poochha ki DHOOD mile se.
to baniya bola haan mile se........... to jetha lal bola......"pi le te pher kukrak sukda ave sa"
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Ek bai aapne subedar sahab daru ka peg la re the
arrr unki ghar aali akhbar bacchann lag ree thi ....
bolee je dekho akhbar main ke lakh rakhya sai ...
ke sharab peena sehat ke liye hanikarak hota hai ....
to major sab forn bolle...band ....aaj tai e band....to subedarnni bolee aacha jee aaj tai daru band ....
to subedar sahab bole ....na.... aaj tai yo akhbar band
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Ek be Tau ek competion main chala gaya ar ude ghane e bade bade shayar aa rahe thee.
Jab sab ne suna liya te tau ka bhi no aaya to tau ne be apni taan ched de
main usstey ghana pyar karya karta.... par wa mera dil sa tod giiiiiii...,
isaa lagya jannu jethh ke mhiney main, mhais dhaar dena chhod gi
Humney kise tay pyar konya, kyoonki mahare tay kise nay pyar konya....
hum to hade eesey haan, jannu mhais ki khor mhai nyaar konya
Ar Tau ke sher suna paache ude koi competition nahi hoya
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Ek bai do gappodi batlaawei thei.
Ek bolya "mere dada dhorai itni gaa(cow) thi ki jit dekho gaa e gaa, koi hisaab ai nahin tha."
Dusra bolya "rai nu bataa, itni gaayan nai chaara kyukar khwaata"
Pehla bolya "ek badi si khore thi, nu puri dharti par kai chakkar maar de, itni badi"
Dusra bolya "mere dada dhorai isa badaa lath tha nu upar kar kai helya do tai taare toot padya karte"
Pehla bolya "jhoot bhi kyun bolai se, nu bataa us lath nai wo raakhya kit karta"
Dusra jhat bolya "tere dada ki khore mai"
