Gane Sare Jokes free me Padho
Ek bar mera tau mArye pass aa k bolya arye choryo tam sehar mye rho so sadi ke lye koi band wala karwo. Mye bola tau mye to ja nahee skta aap ke sath. Aap ek kam kro( mainye ek band alye ka naam btya) usky pass chlye jayo.
Tau us band alye ke pass ja ky bola bhai band ka ke bha( rate) hai. Band alla bola tau band ka bhaa( rate )nahee hota. Tau bola bhaa( rate) nahee hota to fer ke Rail hota hai.
Band ally ny soch ku tau ke muh lga wo sidha rate btan lag gy.
band alla bola tau hum agar dhuly hue ( clean ) vardi( dress) my jy gy to rate ho ga 5000 rs.
Or agar esy he mudi tudi or bina press ke vardi my jye gy to rate ho ga = 3000 rs
Or hum bina dress( alag 2 dress ) ke aye gy to rate ho ga =1000
Tau bola bha ( rate) vardi ke uper se to
ye lo = 500 Rs tum KACHCHY 2 (UNDER WEAR)my aa jyo
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Ek bah ek tauta hawai jhaj mah jaa sawari karah tha.
Tauta aadmi ki dhall bol sakta hai , Wo tauta tha ghana oot....kati ek number ka badmaash. Us nah ke karah , ghanti bajai , aur air hostess bulai , ...ek sunder si airhostess daudi aayi , boli yes Sir, Tauta bolya ... Jaa .. manah tah swaad len khatar bulyaai thi. Wo bichaari chali gai , kuch der baad taute nah pher ghanti bajaayi . airhostess aayi, Aate hi tauta pher bolya .. jaa ,.. manah tah swad len khatar bulaayi thi .
Us se hawai jhaj mah ek molad bhi baitha tha, wo bhi dekhah tha taute ki saraarat. Us nah bhi dekham dekham ghanti bjaai , airhostess aayi , wo bhi bolya jaa.. balya manah tah swad len khatar bulaayi thi . Wa bichaari air hostess kaal paagi , wo ga jhaj ke commander dhorah , boli ek to ye batt tameez tota hai aur ye aadmi hai .. baar baar mere ko tang kar rahe hain... commander bolya theek sah in donooan nah jhaj tah neechah phenk do.......
Jab jhaj ka kawad khol kar tote nah neeche phenkan laage , tota bolya molad nah ,,.. aan bhai tanah .. oodna aavah sah .. molad bolya .. na bhai .. Tota bolya .. pher swad liye bina tera dhood sookah tha.
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Ek bar ek chore ka byaah ho gaya...
uske ghani suthri bahu aagi...
to pahli rat ne uska ghoonghat thaa ke bola"hai re tane ke kah doon"..aur ghoonghat dhak diya....
pher ghonghat thaya aur bola"hai re tane ke kah doon".....nua karte karte usne 15 minute ho gayee....bahar uska babu sunan lag raha tha.....wo chora pher bola"hai re tane ke kah doon"...te uska babu bola"esne maa kah de arr bahar bhej de"....
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Ek bah kuch haryanvi kalakaar kitte javan the programme karan, raste mah ,
ek nah tas laag gi, aur wo jukar jhuka kuen me uska Benju,a musical instrument padd gya, Wo bada bahut udaas ho gya. Ar bolya bhagwan ji ya tah badi maadi kari mere gel. Bhagwan ji nah daya aa gi aur parkat ho kah bole .. bol bachha kya chahiye. Desi manas bolya ji maharaj benju pad gya kuen mah khad do, Bhagwan nah haath ghumaaya aur sone ka benju aa gya aur bole le bachha , Desi manas bolya .. maharaj u mera koni. Maharaj mah pher haath ghumaaya ar chandi ka benju aaya, Desimanas bolya maharaaj u bhi mera koni. Tesri bah haath ghumaate hi Laakdi ka benju aaya, Desi manas bolya maharraj , bahut bhala ho , u e mera sah . Bhagwan bole, bachha hum teri imaandaari pah bade parshann hue , jaa tino le jya.
Tau us band alye ke pass ja ky bola bhai band ka ke bha( rate) hai. Band alla bola tau band ka bhaa( rate )nahee hota. Tau bola bhaa( rate) nahee hota to fer ke Rail hota hai.
Band ally ny soch ku tau ke muh lga wo sidha rate btan lag gy.
band alla bola tau hum agar dhuly hue ( clean ) vardi( dress) my jy gy to rate ho ga 5000 rs.
Or agar esy he mudi tudi or bina press ke vardi my jye gy to rate ho ga = 3000 rs
Or hum bina dress( alag 2 dress ) ke aye gy to rate ho ga =1000
Tau bola bha ( rate) vardi ke uper se to
ye lo = 500 Rs tum KACHCHY 2 (UNDER WEAR)my aa jyo
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Ek bah ek tauta hawai jhaj mah jaa sawari karah tha.
Tauta aadmi ki dhall bol sakta hai , Wo tauta tha ghana oot....kati ek number ka badmaash. Us nah ke karah , ghanti bajai , aur air hostess bulai , ...ek sunder si airhostess daudi aayi , boli yes Sir, Tauta bolya ... Jaa .. manah tah swaad len khatar bulyaai thi. Wo bichaari chali gai , kuch der baad taute nah pher ghanti bajaayi . airhostess aayi, Aate hi tauta pher bolya .. jaa ,.. manah tah swad len khatar bulaayi thi .
Us se hawai jhaj mah ek molad bhi baitha tha, wo bhi dekhah tha taute ki saraarat. Us nah bhi dekham dekham ghanti bjaai , airhostess aayi , wo bhi bolya jaa.. balya manah tah swad len khatar bulaayi thi . Wa bichaari air hostess kaal paagi , wo ga jhaj ke commander dhorah , boli ek to ye batt tameez tota hai aur ye aadmi hai .. baar baar mere ko tang kar rahe hain... commander bolya theek sah in donooan nah jhaj tah neechah phenk do.......
Jab jhaj ka kawad khol kar tote nah neeche phenkan laage , tota bolya molad nah ,,.. aan bhai tanah .. oodna aavah sah .. molad bolya .. na bhai .. Tota bolya .. pher swad liye bina tera dhood sookah tha.
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Ek bar ek chore ka byaah ho gaya...
uske ghani suthri bahu aagi...
to pahli rat ne uska ghoonghat thaa ke bola"hai re tane ke kah doon"..aur ghoonghat dhak diya....
pher ghonghat thaya aur bola"hai re tane ke kah doon".....nua karte karte usne 15 minute ho gayee....bahar uska babu sunan lag raha tha.....wo chora pher bola"hai re tane ke kah doon"...te uska babu bola"esne maa kah de arr bahar bhej de"....
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Ek bah kuch haryanvi kalakaar kitte javan the programme karan, raste mah ,
ek nah tas laag gi, aur wo jukar jhuka kuen me uska Benju,a musical instrument padd gya, Wo bada bahut udaas ho gya. Ar bolya bhagwan ji ya tah badi maadi kari mere gel. Bhagwan ji nah daya aa gi aur parkat ho kah bole .. bol bachha kya chahiye. Desi manas bolya ji maharaj benju pad gya kuen mah khad do, Bhagwan nah haath ghumaaya aur sone ka benju aa gya aur bole le bachha , Desi manas bolya .. maharaj u mera koni. Maharaj mah pher haath ghumaaya ar chandi ka benju aaya, Desimanas bolya maharaaj u bhi mera koni. Tesri bah haath ghumaate hi Laakdi ka benju aaya, Desi manas bolya maharraj , bahut bhala ho , u e mera sah . Bhagwan bole, bachha hum teri imaandaari pah bade parshann hue , jaa tino le jya.
