All type of Joke, चुटकले read mast
EK BAAR TAU FULL DARU KE NASHAY MEI TUNN, BHAREE DOPHARI ,
CYCLE PEY TEDA MEDA PADLE MARTAA JAA THAA!!! AAGEY TAY KISSAY KEE AARTHI(DEAD BODY) GAAM AALE LEKEY AAWEN THAY!!! TAU FULL TUNN TAY THAA-E, DE MAARI CYCLE ARTHI THAWANIYAA KAY!!! UNKA BALANCE BIGAD GYAA AUR BHAI WEY SAB TALE GIR GEY, ARTHI KEY TALEY CYCLE AUR ARTHI KAY UPPER TAU JAA PADYAA!!! GAAM AALA NAY MIL KE WO KHUB SAMAAR DIYAA,SAUD SI BHARDI USKI!!! TAU KULHTE-KULHTE BOLYAA: ARRAY BAWALI- BUCHOW, MANAY KYON MAARO SO!!! JISKE TAKKER LAAGI, WO TAY KUCHCH BOLTA BHEE KONYA!!!
Ek bar ek Jat ka chhora bus me ja reha tha. Chhora sharaarti tha arr bus me khadi ek
chhori ne chhede tha.
Us bus me ek budhiya bhi baithi thi, jo yo saara nazaara dekhe thi. oos chhore ki harkat dekh ke bohat chow mei aa rahi thee, toh chhore te sabak sikhaan taayee waa chhore te boli "Re Tau kit jaaga?"
Chhore ne uren paren dekha arr sochan lagya ke yaa 70 saal ki budhiya oosne tau kyun bol rahi se. Pher budhiya ki kenah dekh ke wo chup reha. Thodi der rukk ke budhiya pher boli "Tau kitt jaaga?" Chora pher chup reha. Ibb toh bus waale bhi maje le rahen laag re the. Budhiya pher boli "Re tau yo toh bataa uuk tu kitt jaaga?!?"
Ibb chore pe rehaa na gaya urr wo phat bolya "Jaaoon toh mai kite aur thaa, par ibb nyue sochun su uuk teri khatir ek chora dekh aaoon!"
ek bai ek jat nai baniye dhore karja le rakha tha......
er ulta nahi kare tha.....
ek din baniye nai kise aage..
jat ki bejati kardi...
ek mere pisse ulte kad dewega......
jat bola.....
baniye kaal tyaar rahiye......
tera agla-pachla saara karja taar dunga....
agle din jat bad baaja le kai baniye kai ghara ponch gya...
er ban alla tahi katadi ek band bajana suru kardo jor jor tai.....
er bittar ja kai baniye ki sod si bhardi [pitayi kar di]tassalli tai.....
er saari bahi paad di........
ek din baniya apne balkan gel kite ja tha....
raah mai kise kai bhya tha...bahar band baja baje tha...
balak bole babu yo ke hora hai......
baniya bola..
aree chup chap likad lo "kise jaat ka karja uttar ta hoga".....
Ek baar ki baat se,
ek JAT ram desi aadmi ghana e sehat te kamjor tha ar wo aapni khaat gali mei ghaal ke baitha hooka pivah tha. Gaal mah shaami tah ek tampo aala aagya :
Tampo aala:- Pahlwaan hatiye bhai , diye maadi se jagah ....
JAT bolya : leh bhai jab tane Pahlwaan e kah diya to eb to upar ke taar le jya!!!
CYCLE PEY TEDA MEDA PADLE MARTAA JAA THAA!!! AAGEY TAY KISSAY KEE AARTHI(DEAD BODY) GAAM AALE LEKEY AAWEN THAY!!! TAU FULL TUNN TAY THAA-E, DE MAARI CYCLE ARTHI THAWANIYAA KAY!!! UNKA BALANCE BIGAD GYAA AUR BHAI WEY SAB TALE GIR GEY, ARTHI KEY TALEY CYCLE AUR ARTHI KAY UPPER TAU JAA PADYAA!!! GAAM AALA NAY MIL KE WO KHUB SAMAAR DIYAA,SAUD SI BHARDI USKI!!! TAU KULHTE-KULHTE BOLYAA: ARRAY BAWALI- BUCHOW, MANAY KYON MAARO SO!!! JISKE TAKKER LAAGI, WO TAY KUCHCH BOLTA BHEE KONYA!!!
Ek bar ek Jat ka chhora bus me ja reha tha. Chhora sharaarti tha arr bus me khadi ek
chhori ne chhede tha.
Us bus me ek budhiya bhi baithi thi, jo yo saara nazaara dekhe thi. oos chhore ki harkat dekh ke bohat chow mei aa rahi thee, toh chhore te sabak sikhaan taayee waa chhore te boli "Re Tau kit jaaga?"
Chhore ne uren paren dekha arr sochan lagya ke yaa 70 saal ki budhiya oosne tau kyun bol rahi se. Pher budhiya ki kenah dekh ke wo chup reha. Thodi der rukk ke budhiya pher boli "Tau kitt jaaga?" Chora pher chup reha. Ibb toh bus waale bhi maje le rahen laag re the. Budhiya pher boli "Re tau yo toh bataa uuk tu kitt jaaga?!?"
Ibb chore pe rehaa na gaya urr wo phat bolya "Jaaoon toh mai kite aur thaa, par ibb nyue sochun su uuk teri khatir ek chora dekh aaoon!"
ek bai ek jat nai baniye dhore karja le rakha tha......
er ulta nahi kare tha.....
ek din baniye nai kise aage..
jat ki bejati kardi...
ek mere pisse ulte kad dewega......
jat bola.....
baniye kaal tyaar rahiye......
tera agla-pachla saara karja taar dunga....
agle din jat bad baaja le kai baniye kai ghara ponch gya...
er ban alla tahi katadi ek band bajana suru kardo jor jor tai.....
er bittar ja kai baniye ki sod si bhardi [pitayi kar di]tassalli tai.....
er saari bahi paad di........
ek din baniya apne balkan gel kite ja tha....
raah mai kise kai bhya tha...bahar band baja baje tha...
balak bole babu yo ke hora hai......
baniya bola..
aree chup chap likad lo "kise jaat ka karja uttar ta hoga".....
Ek baar ki baat se,
ek JAT ram desi aadmi ghana e sehat te kamjor tha ar wo aapni khaat gali mei ghaal ke baitha hooka pivah tha. Gaal mah shaami tah ek tampo aala aagya :
Tampo aala:- Pahlwaan hatiye bhai , diye maadi se jagah ....
JAT bolya : leh bhai jab tane Pahlwaan e kah diya to eb to upar ke taar le jya!!!
