english funny sms for someone

Teacher- why are you sleeping in the class?

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Student- your voice is so sweet that is why i am getting sleep.
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Teacher- then why other student are not sleeping?
Student- because they are not listing to you mam...



How to kill a - BOY - ?

Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Girls mobile number.
Then Lock him in a place with "No - N E T W O R K - coverage"
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How to kill a - GIRL - ?

Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellerys, costly cosmetics.
Then, lock her in a room without a " M I R R O R  "
Attention Guys !
Girls may not that much ugly as she look in i-card
and also may not that much beautiful as she look in Facebook profile..

Be Aware.. ;)



john:Meet my wife Tina
jack.Oh! I know her
john:How?
jack: we were caught sleeping together
john:What the hell?
jack:during lecture in maths class



School teacher sent home a note..:..
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” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ”
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Mother sent a note back:
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”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem.”