some other funny sms

A boy said to his girl frnd: do you know that 77% girls are stupid.

Its a true fact.
Gf : well, then i belong in the another 23%.
Bf : and you know another 23% are very stupid.
She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip for Kiss
Whole World Mad for Her!
Who?
Who Is She?

Do YOU Know?




"Tea"Chai Piyo,
Mast Geo..!!
When An Apple Is Green, It Is Ready To Pluck
&
When A Girl Is 18, She Is Ready For...
"IDENTITY CARD"





Hamesha Galat He Sochna!

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What is The Most Popular Word That Begins
With 'F' & Ends With 'K'?
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Its *#FACEBOOK#*,
The Word You Thought Is
The 2nd Most Popular!









What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls
and "not" there in babies???

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The Letter "L"

what u thinking..?? dirty mind












Which Book Help Most in Your Life.?
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STUDENT: My Father’s Cheque Book..






Girl:Nice Mobile where did you Buy.
Boy:I win this mobile in Race.
Girl: how many participation in race?
Boy:Police,Mobile Owner & Me
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i am cute
miss call, if i am gorgeous
Text back if i am pretty
Text a joke if i am charming
Just ignore if you are jealous