Funny sms Funny Short SMS

If a man is allowed to select a girl
from 90 girls and Even if most beautiful is picked,
There is still the pain of losing
the remaining EIGHTY NINE....



Give me some sunshine..!!
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.Give me some rain..!!
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Give me another girlfrnd..!!
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I am single once again..!!

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School teacher sent home a note..:..
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” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ”
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Mother sent a note back:
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”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem.”

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Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and
said..Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…



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Can you dance?
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No!
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Sure
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Just try it
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Sure you cant
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That means you are pappu!!!
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Because pappu can not dance ..


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YOU have to do to things early in the morning…


1st. pray to God so that you can live….


2nd.take a bath so that others can live….