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Teacher Student School Hindi Jokes

Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana prani kaunsa hai?
Tinku: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Tinku: kyunki, sir woh black and white hai na



Teacher: tumhara homework kyu tumhare pita ke handwriting main hai?
Tinku: maine unka pen use kiya tha sir

Teacher: agar aise he padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge.
Tinku: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaunga sir.


Teacher: jisko kam sunayi ya nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulate hai?
Tinku: kuch bhi bula sakte hai. kyunki use sunayi nahi deta hai na.


Teacher: bachcho, agar man se prarthana kare to bhagwan apki kwaish poori karenge.
Student: woh sab jhut hai sir.
Teacher: kyun?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jate


Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padai ke taraf dyan do, pata chalega
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyan dijiye, pata chalega.


Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum batao 45+5 kitna hua?
Tinku: Kya sir? asan sawalo ka javab aap de diye aur mushkil saval mujhse kar rahe ho

Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein avishkar kiye.
Pinku: bap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jata