Teacher Student School Hindi Jokes
Teacher: duniya ke sabse purana prani kaunsa hai?
Tinku: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Tinku: kyunki, sir woh black and white hai na
Teacher: tumhara homework kyu tumhare pita ke handwriting
main hai?
Tinku: maine unka pen use kiya tha sir
Teacher: agar aise he padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi
banoge.
Tinku: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek
teacher ban jaunga sir.
Teacher: jisko kam sunayi ya nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulate
hai?
Tinku: kuch bhi bula sakte hai. kyunki use sunayi nahi
deta hai na.
Teacher: bachcho, agar man se prarthana kare to bhagwan apki kwaish poori karenge.
Student: woh sab jhut hai sir.
Teacher: kyun?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school
chale jate
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padai ke taraf dyan do, pata chalega
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyan dijiye, pata chalega.
Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum batao 45+5 kitna hua?
Tinku: Kya sir? asan sawalo ka javab aap de diye aur
mushkil saval mujhse kar rahe ho
Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein
avishkar kiye.
Pinku: bap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to
main mar jata