Pati Patni Hindi Jokes

Husband and Wife Hindi Jokes
Patni: swamiji ne kaha ke swarg mein pati patni ko sath rehne nahi dete hai

Pati: isiliye use swarg kehete hai :-)

Wife: aji, koi piche mere pair chhu raha hai.

Husband: pichhe mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh chuna bandh kar dega

1st Man: shadi ke bad main lakhpati ban gaya.

2nd Man: use kyu itna udhas bol rahe ho?

1st Man: use pehle mein crorepati tha

Wife: suniye, hum is hafte pura cinema dekhenge, agle hafte pura shopping karenge.

Husband: uske bad ke hafte pura mandir jayenge

Wife: kyu?

Husband: week maangne ke liye

Patni: agar main mar jaungi, to aap royenge kya?

Pati: ab kya has raha hun kya?

Patni: dekhoji, hamare Tinku bhai uski pati ko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jate hai.
aap kyu nahi karte ho aise?

Pati: arey, maine bhi Tinku bhai ko movie ke liye bulaya. lekin usne mana kardiya.
isme meri kya galti hai?

Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laya hoon.

Patni: teen kyun?

Pati: tumhe aur tumhare mata pita ke liye.

Wife: jab aap chashma utarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.

Husband: han dear, jab main chashma utarta hun, tum bhi bahut khubsurat dikti ho

Wife: apse milne doctor ji aye hai

Husband: mujhe bukhar hai. unhe kal ane ke liye bolo

Husband: tum khana bahut achcha banati ho

Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagao, khana tumhe hee banana padega

Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shadi kar lena.

Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?

Husband: usse badla lene ka dusra tarika nahi hai.