Hilarious Jokes in Hindi

Tinku: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai

Pinku: arey yar, ab batakne ka kya fayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa tha na

Public to Tinku: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshan hai. use hamare area se bhagane ka koi tarika batao?

Tinku: aasan hai, use election mein khada karke MLA bana do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhare area ki taraf nahi ayega.

Tinku: maine apni shadi ka amantran patra beja tha na? kyu nahi aya?

Pinku: lekin mujhe koi patr nahi mila

Tinku: arey yar, maine usme likha tha na. patr nahi mila to bhi, zaroor ane ke liye!!!

Tinku: tumhara beta bilkul tumhara jaisa hi dikhta hai.

Pinku: dhire se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai

Driver: Pura petrol khatam ho gaya hai. ab age nahi bad sakte.

Tinku: thik hai, gadi reverse lo aur ghar vapas chalo

Tinku: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gaya hai?

Pinku: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.

Tinku: usme kya galti hai?

Pinku: maine chillar mein do 15 rupaye ka note diya tha :-)

Examiner Tinku se: yeh kya hai? tumne khali paper kyu diya h?

Tinku: kyunki neatness ke liye 10 marks hai, isliye

Tinku: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?

Pinku: rat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

Tinku: bhai sab, yaha se mumbai kitna door hai?

Vyakti: 400 km.

Tinku: bap re, mujhe aaj hi vapas lautna hai. mumbai se yaha tak kitna door hai?

Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?

Pinku: Main Tinku Soap, Tinku Paste aur Tinku Shampoo use karta hoon

Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?

Pinku: nahi, tinku mera room mate hai.