Funny sms without part
ek admi park mein apni Biwi ke sath betha tha ki
itny mein
ek or aurat uski Biwi k pas a kar boli
"Paisy pehly le lena y admi bad main bohat drama karta hai"
Husband: Meri Biwi Gum ho Gae Hai!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smajh nai aa Rha Kidhar jaun?
Ek Aadmi bakrian chura raha tha
Sardar: vay bakrian kithe le challa en?
Admi : inhen school chodne ja raha hn
Sardar :menu pagal samjhia e?
aj te atwar ae
human fal in love,
that is normal.
cowes eat grass,
that is ok.
but when z monkey
press a mobile keybored
amazing!!!
are you still pressing?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband: One secound.
Wife:What is 1000 for me?
Husband: One coin.
Wife: Ok give me one coin.
Husband:Wait one second
Rooster & cat going over a bridge
cat slips & falls in river.
rooster cant stop laughing.
whats the moral of story?
wherever theres a wet pussy theres a happy cock
The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.
