Funny Hindi Jokes

1st beggar: arey tum kyun us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?

2nd beggar: main he is cinema ka producer hun

Shamu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baki sabki chori hogayi hai?

Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye choda hoga?

Shamu: mujhe kya pata sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh raha tha

Malik: arey tune 500 sal purani ghadi tod dee hai.

naukar: bach gaya sahab, main to samjha yeh nayi hai

Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo sahab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.

Sahab girlfriend se: dekho, bhikari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.

Beggar: nahi memsab, use pyar karne ke bad he main bhikari ban gaya