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Doctor: aap dariye mat main hoon na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.



Doctor: is dawa ko ek hafte main pura karo aur bad main ake milo.
Patient: thik hai doctor

(ek hafte ke bad)
Doctor: dawa khatam hua kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likha tha ke bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe





Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyan se karna.
Doctor: daro mat yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai