Doctor Patient Hindi Jokes
Doctor: apko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua tha kya?
Patient: han doctor, bichle bar jab aap bill diye the
Doctor: dekhiye, yeh bimari khandani hai. aapke dada ji
se shuru hui hai.
Patient: bach gaya!!! tab aap yeh operation mere dada ji ko
he ke jiye.
Patient: Doctor, meri beti ko aajkal kuch sunayi nahi deti
hai
Doctor: kya? tumhe 5 din se bukhar hai aur tum abhi aa rahe
ho!
Patient: Doctor, kya apko yakin hai ke mujhe cancer hai.
kyunki ek baar kisi doctor ne
cancer ka ilaaj karte the aur patient TB se mar gaya.
Doctor: gabrao nahi... agar main ilaj karunga to tum sirf
cancer se hi maroge.
Doctor: sharab peena hanikarak hai. is vichar main mujhe apse bat karni hai.
Patient: thik hai doctor. sham ko moonlight bar mein
milenge.
Wife: doctor ji, mere pati nind mein bat karna shuru kardiye hai. kya karu?
Doctor: din mein unko bat karne ka mouka deejiye.
Doctor: aapke pati ko zyada rest ki zarurat hai. yeh
sleeping tablets lijiye.
Wife: unko yeh kab dena hai doctor?
Doctor: yeh unke liye nahi, apke liye hai :-)
Nurse: udhas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiya tha
