Doctor Patient ke Hindi Jokes
Doctor: roz hotel mein khane se hi aapko censr hui hai?
Patient: to aaj se mein ghar ko parcel leke jaunga
Doctor: operation ke bad ab sab thik hai. tum sab kuch sun
sakte ho.
Patient: apne kuch bola kya?
Doctor: tum abhi 2 ganto main mar janewale ho. kya
tumhari koi akhri khwaish hai?
Patient: Han ji, ek achche doctor ko consult karna hai
Patient: doctor, mujhe 2 mahine se khasi hai.
Doctor: itne din kyu chup the?
Patient: chup kaun tha doctor. main to khas raha tha.
Doctor: aap dariye mat main hun na.
Patient: aap rahenge. lekin main rahunga kya?
