School Jokes in Hindi

Teacher Student School Hindi Jokes

Teacher: agar shabd pradushan kam karna hai to kya karna hai?

Sonu: hamare kan band kar lene hai.

Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?

Sonu: main yeh soch raha hun ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :-)

Principal: class me deri se kyu pahunche?

Student: sir, gadi puncture ho gaya tha

Principal: to tumhe bus mein ana tha

Student: socha tha sir, lekin apki beti meri sunti hi nahi ha

Teacher: tumhare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise?

Sonu: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-)

Teacher: Tumhara Maa ka name kya hai?

LKG student: Mummy

Anpad bap: jaise bhi ho, 4 saal ka apna padai puraa kardiye. age kya karoge?

Beta: ji, arrears naam ka ek course hai, use pura karna hai.

Teacher: jisko kam sunayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulate hai?

Sonu: kuch bhi bula sakte hai. kyunki use sunayi nahi deta hai na.

Teacher: vartaman, bhut aur bhavishyat kal ke udhaharan do

Sonu: Madam, kal maine aapki beti ko dekha, aaj main use pyar kar raha hun aur kal use shadi karunga.

Teacher: agar aise he padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge.

Sonu: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaunga sir.