Tinku Pinku Jokes in Hindi
Santa: main shadi karke khush rahna chahta hun.
Pinku: arey yaar, mazaak mat karo. hasne ki mood nahi hai.
Santa apne bete ko: is baar agar exam mein fail huaa, to
mujhe pitaji mat bulaana.
kuch din ke baad,
Santa: result ka kya hua?
Santa ka beta: sorry santa
Tinku: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.
Pinku: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
Tinku: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?
Tinku aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa.
Tinku: hum ise 50-50 karlenge
Pinku: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge?
Tinku: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Pinku: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Tinku: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Pinku: 500 Rs
Tinku: itnaa huaa kya?
Pinku: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar
Tinku: kelaa kitna hai?
Dukanwala: 1 Rupay
Tinku: 60 paise mein doge kya?
Dukanwala: itne me to sirf kele kaa chilkaa hi milegaa
Tinku: to 40 paise leke sirf kelaa dedo
Tinku: padosi se hatouda maang leke aanaa zara
Pinku: maangaa thaa, lekin nahi diye
Tinku: log bahut laalchi bangaye hai. chalo, hamaara hatouda
leke aao jaldi
Tinku: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?
Pinku: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa
thaa
Tinku: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?
Pinku: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar
