Tinku Pinku Funniest Hindi Jokes

Tinku: mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai

Pinku: kyu? itna gamandi hai kya?

Tinku: nahi. woh behara hai

Tinku: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyun mara?

Pinku: usne mujhe pucha ke "Khana khaye kya"?

Tinku: arey, bhala hi pucha hai na. phir kyu mara?

Pinku: main toilet mein baita tha

Tinku: mera beta rat bhar book ke samne hee baita rahta hai.

Pinku: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu hua?

Tinku: wah book 'facebook' thi, isliye

Tinku: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?

Pinku: woh to tumhari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hun?

Tinku ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padate ho, to mujhe mere pita ki yad ati hai.

Sirji: achchi bat hai. kisliye unki yad aati hai?

Tinku ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padana nahi ata hai.

Tinku nurse se bola: aap ne mera dil chura liya hai.

Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney chura liya hai

Tinku: shadi ke bad tumhari jimmedari badgayee hai kya?

Pinku: haan yar. pehle sirf mere liye khana pakana padta tha.
ab mere biwi ke liye bhi pakana pad raha hai.