Tinku Pinku Funny Hindi Jokes
papa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
Tinku: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick mangi thi, lekin maine
fevistick de diya
Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Tinku: uske liye bahut dimag ka zaroorat padta hai.
Beta: han pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa raha
hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?
Tinku: waiter, ek coffee lana. price kitna hai?
Waiter: 50 Rs.
Tinku: samnewaali dukhan main to 50 ps hai
Waiter: woh xerox dukhan hai sir
Pappa: sunita ko dekho, usne 1st class mein pass kee hai.
Tinku: haa, use dekhtaa rahaa to isiliye main fail ho gaya
Tinku: ne apna cellphone leke dentist
ke pass gaya tha. kyu?
kyunki use check karna tha ke uske
cell mein bluetooth hai ki nahi.
Tinku: sab log kyun bhag rahe hai?
Pinku: yeh race hai. jo jeetega use prize milega
Tinku: agar sirf jeetnewale ko prize milega to itne log kyun
bhaga rahe hai?
Tinku: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka
mar diya tha.
Pinku: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?
Tinku: mujhe yad nahi hai. main tab 3 saal ka tha
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Tinku: agar address denge to main dund lunga sir
