The small Collection of English SMS
My favorite thing about marriage
My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me.
How to recognize a woman is mad at you:
1. She is silent.
2. She is yelling.
3. She acts different.
4. She acts the same.
5. She kills you.
Sardarji went to party
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his office staff,
I am sardar and this is wife, this is sardarney,
This is my kid and this is my kidney.
Throw your phone against the wall
Congrats your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game,
To play it just throw your phone against the wall,
Then assemble the pieces.
My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me.
How to recognize a woman is mad at you
How to recognize a woman is mad at you:
1. She is silent.
2. She is yelling.
3. She acts different.
4. She acts the same.
5. She kills you.
Sardarji went to party
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his office staff,
I am sardar and this is wife, this is sardarney,
This is my kid and this is my kidney.
Throw your phone against the wall
Congrats your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game,
To play it just throw your phone against the wall,
Then assemble the pieces.
