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Ek be ek tau angreji seekhan laag gaya . Pehle din une dinner word seekh liya.
Aagle din tadke tadk tau daliya khave tha ar masterji aa gaye .
Puchha tau What are you doing .
tau bhi phatde si bola Dinner .
Master - tau dinner te raat ka khana ho se.
Tau - bhai yo daliya bhi jab raat ka ae bach raha se




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bhai ak b ak jaatan ka chhora cycle liye jan lag rya tha .....
ar raste m ak shahar ki chori aan lag ri thi ar chore n cycle us k mah a mar di .....
chori boli- baddtmizz !!! ghanti nhi mar skta tha kya ???

chora bolya - arre jhkon !! puri cycle a thook di.... ghanti ki or kasar rah gi k ???


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Ek bei ek Sarabi molad bhai ganiye pe rahaya tha..
Ar ek bitode pe chadhan ki koshish kar rahya tha..
Fer bechara har baar neeche pad jaa tha...
Gaam ke log kathhe hoge aar bole.    rei molad tu ke kar rahaya sei.
woh bolya.."Kar ke rahya soon.. duniya Chand pe chadgee....
main is bitode pe bhi chadhan joga bhi koni key !!"



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Ek bah ek school mah maastarni ... ghani e madi thi . 
Wa mastarni , bhugol padhiya karti . ek din class mah bhugol padhate hue boli "
bachho ye dharti ghoomti hai" ...

Ek out sa balak baitha tha , tale nah muh kar kah bolya , ...
madam kime ghee ghyaa khaa liya karo .. na tah ya dharti nu e ghoomahgi....