Dukan Gane Sare Haryanvi Makholan Ki

Ek bar bhai Sunda apni bahu gel ek Romantic film dekh k aan lag rya. 
Sham ne barish aagi, to Sunda bhi Romantic hogya aur apni bahu te bola "
aaj kitna pyara mousam ho rahya se, koi isi baat bol ki mere paa zameen pe na tike."
Uski bahu boli:" FAANSI khale dhej k beej..........!!"



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mastarni:- "jis desh me ghani barish hove hai, 
us desh m ke cheez ghani hove hai?"

Sunda Bola:- ji, kichhad .!!


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Ravan Hanuman ta bola :- Beedi hai kya?
Hanuman:- konya
Ram:-Jhuth Q bol rahe ho.? ...
Hanuman:- Prabhu aap chup a rahiye
saale ke 10 sir sa pura Bandal pee jaga..


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1.Susrey phon mila
2.aati haana bundal le aaie ...
3.teri bhabhi gail hu.
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5.kit gu khaa sae
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