A Haryanvi Gane Sare Chutkale

Delhi or haryana k logo me kya fark hai...
8 peg pine k bad delhi ka admi gud9ite n sweet dream. ...
haryanvi- ib bta kon sa faltu bolle tha..



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Ek baar ki baat bhai, ek haryana roadways ki bus mein ek chori chad li,
er bahi bus mein gani bhid thi...
kudrati ek tau ka bi bus mein chadana hua,
tau ka haath chori ke sar pa padgya, chori chillai...
tau tann yo ke karya mera jalebi joodaa bigaad diya...
tau bola-- mann ke bera tha tu sar par e kdaai chada ri saii....



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Tau volvo a.c bus mein beath gaya aur waaey bidi ki purani aadat,,,,, 
bethtey hi biddi chass li........
conducter ney rukka marya
..... tau,, bidi band kar dey,,talley uter key pee liyey..

tau ney sunn key bhi ignore kar diya,,,,,,,,,,,
conducter ney fer rukka marya tau ,,
bidi band kar dey,, talley utter key pee lieyey,,,

tau ney fer ignore marya aur bidi ki 2`4 ghoont aur bitha di.......
conducter ney fer rukka marya ,,,

ibkey tau bhi irritate ho liya thaa aur tayu bolya..........
tu bus chala ,,talley ki chinta na karey ,,,,,

talley khater to tera fuffa saabta bundle le rehya sey





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Ek bar ek tau ki bhans bimar hogi...
te wo dusare ke pass gaya are puchcha ki bhai teri bhi bhans bimar huyee thi tane ke kara tha.....
vo bola maine te ek kilo tambaku(tobacco)khilaya tha...
us tau ne bhi apni bhans te ek kilo tambaku khila diya....
are uski bhans mergi...
vo pher us aadami ke pass gaya aur bola bhai va bhans to mergi...

vo aadami bola meri ke jinda rahi thi...