AAJ Ke Taja Taja Haryanvi Makhole in hindi

Bhaiyo ek real accident.......
ek baar ek ghana kaala master aaya ek gaam ke school tai dusre gaam ke school mai......

1 mahine paache prinicipal tai bolya
" principal saab, maine dekhya hai ak baalkon ki psychology har jagah ek si hi rahti hai" ,

Prinicipal saab bole kyukar....

master jee bole " pahle school mai bhi balak manney maal gaadi ka engine kahya karte as is school mai bhi wohe kah sain"




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Ek bar ek chora ek ghani suthari chori ke pichche pichche ja raha tha...
wo apne dost te bola ak ya chori je mere te ek bar bol pade to main sidha sawarag main ja..

va chori pichche mud ke boli ak main bol bhi padungi..
per tu kal bhi aadaye dhakke khata padega...




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Ek bar ek haryanavi jat mumbai gaya.
bus stand par line mein khada hokar bus ka wait karne laga.
Bus aayi to bus conductor ne kaha ladies first! jab tak saari ladies ki bari khatam hui bus me saari seats full ho gayi.
Jat jaise hi chadne laga conductor ne kaha,
No more please!!

jat bola sari mornia ne hi le jawga ek more ne bhi le chal!!!