A Latest Haryanvi Makhole in Hindi Words

Sunda ghana aalsi baalak tha. 
Ek din khaat pe pada-pada bolya- babu ek glass pani pakdaiye.
uska babu bolya uthke lele.
Sunda bolya babu pakdade ne.
Uska babu bolya tanne saram na aati k
je atke pani mangya toh saale k lathh maarunga.

Sunda... b kasuta utt tha ekdam bolya-
babu jad lathh maran aave ek glass paani bhi de diye





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Ek bar bhai Master ji nai Sharab ka bhara ek glass
liya aur balkan tai dikha kai bole " balko ya sai sharaab, ar mai isme yo ek kida (worm) daal
dyun sun aaj, 2-4 din mai dekhiyo isne".
2-4 din paache kida sharaab mai ghul (decompose) gya. Fer
master ji nai sharaab ka wohi glass baalkaan tai
dikhaya aur puchya " baalkon batao is kide ka yo
haal hoya hai tai sharaab ka mahri sehat par ke asar howega"..........

Bundu khada ho kai bolya " master-ji mahre pet ke saare kide mar jyange".....