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Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aye,

Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hun?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai ??.



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Kanjoos boss 2 worker:-
Tumne is sal mehnat se kam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hun.
Agar isi tarha kam karoge to agle sal is pe sign bhi kar dunga.

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Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,
kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.