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Ek bari ek Maruti alle ne truck mein pichey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya.


Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya:-

"Arre bhai chungh li ho to bahar likkad le."



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Santa: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Sucide karne ke liye

Santa: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?

Banta: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.


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