The most readfull sms to all.........

Train mai ek husband apni wife say:-

tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:- wao wao wao wao...…

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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!!!......
Police: Kyu hans rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hun.............


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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife:- Utho ji,
ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector:- Mujhe sone de,
main iss time duty par nahi hun.