Women jokes

When a woman found out that she was pregnant. She lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later this week. She took her 5 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we are going to name it. If it is a girl, we are calling her Golly and if it is a boy, we are going to call it Sweet.

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You do not want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

After his divorce Mr. Joney realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.