Funny collection jokes

Customer: Ek kilo gayen(cow) ka dudh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de do

Ek chote bachche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Bachcha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu usko?

Tinku to Pinku : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Pinku : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,

Tinku : Door ka mein samjha nahin,

Pinku : Es ke aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur ha.