American and Indian Jokes

American: Hamare yahan shadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
indian: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shadi sirf female se hi hoti hai.

Ek nave-vivahit Gujarati girl ki B.Ed exam me first division ati hai.
Uska Gujarati husband excite ho ke apne father-in-law ko sms karta hai:
Aapki beti Bed me first class hai