collection of Funny jokes

Santa to Pandit – Ye apke sir pe choti kyun hai ?

Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse achhe VICHAR ate hai,

Santa – Kamal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir bhi kuch nahi ata.

Nepali : Sahab ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega

Salesman : Pata nahi

Nepali : Sahab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.

Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai.......

Ek admi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne

ghante bus me rehte ho?

Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?

Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me

baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BuSME”