Mazedaar jokes

Bahut der ke bad train chali,

Muslim Bola : Ya Ali,

Hindu Bola : Jai bajrang bali,

Santa Bola : Kya Ali, kya Bali?

Ullu ke pattho, train to baju wali chali

Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,

Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,

Dard hai to zandu bam hai aur

Zandu bam hai to munni badnam hai

“Bharat mera desh hai aur sabhi bhartiya mere bhai-behen hai”

Ise two Indian ne follow kiya hai

&

thats true Indian

1. Rajiv Gandhi

2. Sania Mirza

Girlfriend ke ansu aur boyfriend ke ansu me kya fark hai?

GF ke ansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hain,

Jabki boyfriend ke ansu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain

Gupta was driving car very rashly. Traffic police caught him.

Gupta – Sir, I’m learning driving.

Police – Without teacher?

Gupta – Ya, its correspondence course!

Chinese ladki ko dekh kar mom boli – beta ye kya le aye ho?

Beta – Apne khud hi to kaha tha ki ghar ate hue cheeni lete ana