women jokes english
The woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of
the new doctors but after about four minutes in the examination room. she burst
out screaming and ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what was the problem and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in other room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What is the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 65 years old, she has four grown children and 6 grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, did not it?"
An older doctor stopped her and asked what was the problem and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in other room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What is the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 65 years old, she has four grown children and 6 grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, did not it?"
The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months. yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,
when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he
whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all
through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my
business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we
lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were
still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently,
smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you are bad luck."
