Comedy circus with Tinku Pinku

Pinku: Santa, itna udhas kyu baita hai?
Tinku: yaar betting mein maine 4000 gavaa diyaa :-(
Pinku: kaise?
Tinku: India pe 2000 rupaiye ka bet lagaya tha aur India ne match har gaya
Pinku: lekin 2000 kaise?
Tinku: aaj us match ka highlights dale. India pe umeed rakh ke phir 2000 dala tha.

Tinku: sab log kyu bhag rahe hai?
Pinku: yeh race hai. jo jitega use prize milega
Tinku: agar sirf jitnewale ko prize milega to itne log kyu bhaga rahe hai?


Tinku: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor se dakka mar diya tha.
Pinku: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?
Tinku: mujhe yad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha


Tinku ka ghoda kho gaya tha aur waha bahut khush tha
Pinku: arey, tumhara ghoda kho gaya hai aur tum khush ho? jyu?
Tinku: main is liye khush hoo ke jab vo kho gaya to main uske sath nahi tha. hota to main bhi kho jata na!!!


Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Tinku: uske liye bahut dimag ka zarurat padta hai.
Beta: han pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa raha hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?



Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Tinku: agar address denge to main dund lunga sir