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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tuj say shadi ker k pachhta raha hun

dil kerta hai tujhey kutay ke agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger woh woh woh woh!!!…




Tnku ne Pinku se rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,
kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Pinku: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar agaye, Issi liye.



Malik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aye, 
Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hun?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.





Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Tinku: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hans rahe ho?
Tinku: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hun!