A hindi Funny joke

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.







Tinku: Yeh chaku kyon ubal rahe ho?

Pinku: Suicide karne ke liye

Tinku: To phir ubalne ki kya zarurat hai?

Pinku: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.








Kanjus boss 2 worker:

Tumne is sal mehnat se kam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hun.

Agar isi tarha kam karoge to agle saal is pe sign bhi kar dunga.









Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni puri zindagi ek gadhe ke sath guzare.

Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main use shadi kar ke yahan se le jana chahata hun.




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