Jat or bhut ka Haryanvi Kissa Makhole-Makhole M
Jat or bhut
Ek bari, ek Jat na samsanghat mein hal jod diya.
Bhoot kite bhar ja rhya tha.
Bhootani Jat na drawan khatir kawn-kawn karan laggi. Par
Jat ne koi parwah koni kari.
Akhir bhootani boli “tu yo ke karah sai”
Jat bolya “mei ure Bajra bowunga”
Bhootani boli “ham kit rahge”
Jat bolya “mane theka nahin liya”
Bhootani boli “ tu mhare ghar ka nas mat kara, ham tere
ghar mein 100 man bajran bhijwa dyange”
Jat bolya “thik sai lekin tadke punchana chahiye. Nahin
to mein ake pher hal jod dyunga”
Sham nei bhoot ghar aya to bhootani boli aaj to nas hogya
tha.
Nyun nyun bani ar jat 100 man bajre mein masan manya.
Bhoot nei bhot gussa aya or byolya tannei kyoon otti. Manei
ise jat bahut dekhe sain. Mane uska ghar bata. Mein usne ib sidha kar dyunga.
Ar bhoot Jat ke ghar chlya gaya.
Jat ke ghar mein ek billi heel rhi thi. Wa roj ake doodh
pee jaya kardi.
Jat nei khidaki mein ek sikanja laga liya or rassi pakad
ke baith gya ake aaj billi awegi or mein usnein pakdunga.
Bhoot nei sochi tun khidaki mein badke jat ne dra de.
Who bhitar ne sir karke, khur-khur karan lagya ar jat
nein sochi –billi agi. Usnein phat rassi khinchi ar bhoot ki nad sikanja mein
phas gi ar wo chir-chir karan lag gya.
Jat bolya re tun kown sai?
Wo bolyan mein bhoot soon.
Jat bolya toon ure ke kara sai?
Bhoot bolya “MAIN TO NYUN PHUCHHAN AYA THA AKE TOON 100 MAN
BAJRE MEIN MAAN JYAGA, AKE PULI Bi SATHE BHIJWANI SAIN?”
