A Jokes of Haryana
Jokes of Haryana
Akhbar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve
tha.
Uste puchan lagya,"Jungle mein thare age sher aje to tum ke
karoge?"
Hero bolya,"Ara mane ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh
to susra sher he karega!"______________________________________________________________
Ek mota sa seth ka chhora dusre chhore ke uppar chadha
bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur sath mein jor jor sey ron
lagryatha.
Rah chalde admi ne bujya,"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher
rovey kyun hai?"
Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jab main
uthunga to pher ke
hovega."______________________________________________________________
Mandir mein ek admi, Ram ki murti ke age jor jor se ron
lag rya tha.
Saath khade Tau ne puchya, "Re bhai ke bat se, kyon itna
rove se?"
Voh admi bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaj
gayi."
Tau bolya, "To bawli buch iske age kyon ansu bahan lag rya.
Iski to khud kho gi thi,
Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya tha!"____________________
Ek bar ek shayri sunan lagya, "Tum us chilmen sai
jahanko, tum us chilmen sai jhanko, tum us chilmen sai, jahanko"Ek bola,
"Aagai"Shayar faer bola, "Tum iss chilmen sai jhanko, mein iss
chilmen sai jhankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko mein iss chilmen sai
jhankoon"
Pacha bathaya adme dukhi ho liya, ar bola, "La duo aag
is chilmen main, na tum jhanko na mein jahankun!"
