Collection of Punjabi jokes

Very nice joke by sms collection




Read this biography of a sardar When God passed out looks.
I thought He said books and I did not want any When God passed out ears.


I thought He said beers and I asked for two long ones.


When God passed out legs, I thought He said kegs and I asked for two fat ones.


When God passed out noses,I thought He said roses and I asked for a big red one.


When God passed out heads,I thought He said beds and I asked for a big soft one.


When God passed out brains,I thought he said trains and I missed mine.