Ek Tau or chor Ka Haryanvi makhole

Ek Tau or chor Ka mast or dakhad Haryanvi makhole

Once a thief broke in to Tau's house and successfully completed his operation. 

In the morning when tau wake up he went to police station for noting an FIR.

The policeman asked : "Tau ke Bkhat Tha"( Tau what was the time).

Tau :" Bhai Bkaht to mada ey tha, tahin to yeh rasa ho gaye" (The time was bad, that's why this trouble happened).

The policeman :" Tau Bajya ke tha"( Tau what was the time).

Tau answered:" Key bataun daroga ji, ek lath to mera sir mein bajya tha or ek teri Tai ke sirr mein bajya" (What should I tell inspecter ji, one stick hit on my head and one on your Taei's(Tau's wife) head).

Policeman :" Tau ye bata Ghadi pey ke bajya tha"(What was the time in the clock).

Tau :" Beta, Ghadi ke uper hi tikya tha aur wa tut gayi"( On stick was hit on the clock and it broke down

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