Ek Tau ka Meheman Haryanvi joke with sms

Tau ka Meheman

One day a guest came to Tau's house at night. 

Tau thought that he has to prepare food and serve to the guest.

so what to do to aviod this at mid-night. He think upon a plan. 

He asked the guest,

Tau:" Ha bahi Roti to Khawega"? ( Ok then, you would take food?)

Guest: Han Tau Roti to khani sain. (Yes Tau I would take food)

Tau: Kitni Roti kha liya kara. (How many Chapatis you can eat)

Guest: "Tau Teen". (Three)

Tau : "Tu !!! Tu teen roti khawega, Lagda to nahi. (You!!! You will eat Three, It doesn't seems so)

The guest thought that Tau perhaps cook heavy Roti So he replied," Tau do Kha lunga"(Ok, two would do)

Tau : Tu !!! Do roti khawega, Lagta to nahi. (You!!! You will eat Two, It doesn't seems so)

The gust again thought perhaps Tau's Roti is perhaps too heavy, so replied," Thik Tau to ek he kha lunga"(Ok, Tau I would eat one).

Tau: "Rey Mirar, Kyun ek Roti khatar kyon Aate ke hath brave sa, Subere na faltu kha liye"(Oh! Come on why to get my hands dirty for one Roti, In the morning you can eat one extra.)